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THE AVERAGE DRIVER!

The average driver emits more than 912 pints of gas (farts) inside a car during his or her lifetime according to a survey by BBC's Top Gear.

The survey also found that the average driver will have sex in a car six times in their lives. They will spend around 2 hours and 14 minutes kissing in their vehicles. Mr or Mrs Average will swear or blaspheme 32,025 times behind the wheel. And puckish motorists each munch through about 21 lbs of chocolate as they trundle along. They will also nod off at the wheel 11 times and jump 181 red lights. The average driver will also honk the horn
15,250 times in a lifetime and be locked out of their car 9 times.

Mr or Mrs Average Driver believes that their driving is better than 87% of other drivers and they pay attention to only 35% of road signs. In a lifetime of journeys, the average woman driver will throw two-thirds of her body weight out of the window as rubbish or other matter, while men will throw out their entire body weight.

No statistics were issued regarding motorcycle operators.
 

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